The Big 3-Oh my gosh I'm 30!

There are many things you should do before you're 30. This is my list. 

1. Be awesome. Check.

2. Go skydiving.

3. Find out just exactly what I would do for a Klondike bar.

4. Go to a Super Bowl. Preferably one that the Vikings are in. 

5. Visit Italy. 

6. Graduate from college. 

7. Go bungee jumping.

8. Buy a Corvette, a Camaro, a Mustang, and any other car I feel like buying.

9. Be rich. That'll help with #8.

10. Dye my hair a bright color, then walk around town. 

11. Get married. 

12. Swim with sharks.

13. Go to the south pole. Meet a penguin. Tame it. Make it my butler. 

Only the first two are practical. For now.

14. Save a life.

15. Live on a huge farm, (I'm not farming it) and have 20+ pets.

16. Get in a fight. 

17. Choke on a Life Saver. 

18. Have my life saved after choking on a Life Saver. 

19. Play laser tag.

20. Win a dirt track race.

21. Meet Selena Gomez. At the least, follow her.... On tour.

22. Race a dune buggy through the Sahara.

23. Eat until I puke.

24. Go on The Price is Right and/or Let's Make a Deal.

25. Go to the Olympic Trails as a swimmer.

26. Make someone laugh so hard their drink comes out of their nose. 

27. Go to a Hollywood Undead concert.

28. Be on TV.

29. GET RID OF THIS LISP!!!

30. Ride in a hot air balloon.

31. Meet the cast of my favorite TV show, How I Met Your Mother.
I don't count #1, cause I'm already awesome.